Only in Australia!

[davemarkturk]

Victoria Australia weather versus Queensland Australia weather...

Melbourne: Fallen tress across roads, drivers beware.

Queensland: Drivers beware, give way to CROCS!!!

Queensland floods: 3.5m crocodile crosses Bruce Highway: bit•ly/2MH7vdl

[richmond62]

I must be a bit stupid, or, possibly because I stay in Bulgaria the "joke" is lost on me.

But, what has this to do with LiveCode?

[davemarkturk]

Nothing!!!

But what is this section for???

OFF TOPIC

[richmond62]

I wonder if "gratuitously off-topic" is quite what is meant by "Off-topic"
on a Forum dedicated to LiveCode?

Or maybe you just enjoy being provocative for some unknown reason.

[davemarkturk]

Whoa, hold your horses... No harm meant, according to the rules...

"The purpose of this forum is allow free, off-topic talk on just about any subject. The rules against abusive behavior that you agreed to be registered on this website still apply."

But I will pull me head in if you want me, sorry to bother!

[davemarkturk]

I wonder if "gratuitously off-topic" is quite what is meant by "Off-topic"
on a Forum dedicated to LiveCode?

Or maybe you just enjoy being provocative for some unknown reason.

If my post doesn't belong please remove and let me know, I really don't want to upset anyone.

[bogs]

davemarkturk, have you ever heard the old saw "take this with a grain of salt" ?

In Richmond's case, he *is* the salt. And old salt at that. Your post is fine here, and the post itself is funny

[davemarkturk]

davemarkturk, have you ever heard the old saw "take this with a grain of salt" ?

In Richmond's case, he *is* the salt. And old salt at that. Your post is fine here, and the post itself is funny

Thank you.

I forgot to add I'm also a casual comedian, with two minor events under my belt.

[richmond62]

Oh, and as I am allowed to post URLs here, my extremely well-thought-out response is this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_girl

[bogs]

Richmond, are you like, going to gag me with a spoon ?! Valley girl indeed

[jacque]

I thought it was amusing too. I'd be surprised if a post about LC did appear in the off topic area. No harm done.