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Our Klaus

Post by dunbarx » Tue May 08, 2018 7:51 pm

I estimate that about the middle of June, Klaus will pass the 10,000 mark.

That means he has spent, oh, about four weeks, 24/7, responding to queries on this forum.

Craig

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by mrcoollion » Tue May 08, 2018 8:11 pm

Thanks Klaus... for you great support... and same goes for you Craig. :D

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by bogs » Wed May 09, 2018 5:08 am

Well, he is at 9890, only 110 more to go, but I think he is slowing down a bit with age and may take until August or <gasp> maybe even September... :wink:

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by LiveCode_Panos » Wed May 09, 2018 10:00 am

We love Klaus :)

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by sphere » Wed May 09, 2018 12:04 pm

Without Klaus we would'nt be where we are as users today.
Always friendly and patient.
And he speaks some Dutch words too :)

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by richardmac » Wed May 09, 2018 3:32 pm

Klaus has answered more of my questions in the past than I can remember, and has been invaluable. I remember asking questions here and whenever I saw his name as the replier I'd get excited because I knew he'd have the answers. Klaus is awesome!

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by richmond62 » Wed May 09, 2018 5:31 pm

Klaus and I have a dead kinky relationship: its a sort of co-dependency relationship:

he educates me, and I annoy him. 8)

especially by continually mistyping his name as 'Kalus'. :D
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Re: Our Klaus

Post by Lagi Pittas » Wed May 09, 2018 6:06 pm

I hate to break it to you all Klaus is actually a German AI BOT.

It's a Livecode version of Joseph Weizenbaum's Eliza with artificial "Sarcasm" built in and an initial "German Humour" module added.

"Craig" on the other hand is a fork of "Klaus" using recursion and exits the call early when the stack overflows and thus has random questions at the end like "Post Back", "Ask for help?", "More?" this is to hide the fact that this experimental BOT has run out of memory.

As it is we would all be poorer without them.

Thanks Guys (BOTS?)

Regards Lagi

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by jacque » Wed May 09, 2018 9:05 pm

We need to ask Klaus a bunch of questions to get him over the hurdle faster.

Klaus: what is the airspeed of a swallow? And how would I translate that to pixel coordinates?
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Re: Our Klaus

Post by dunbarx » Wed May 09, 2018 9:07 pm

Jacque.

Laden?

European?

Craig

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by Lagi Pittas » Wed May 09, 2018 9:11 pm

Craig

African, laden with non migratory coconuts

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by SparkOut » Wed May 09, 2018 9:50 pm

Bass-playing, wall-breaking, all round amazing guy, Klausimausi (ha, nobody used that name yet. Until now)

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by jacque » Wed May 09, 2018 11:17 pm

I would like to point out that neither Lagi or Craig are named "Klaus", not to mention that neither of them likely has any coconuts. So there. :P
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Re: Our Klaus

Post by Lagi Pittas » Thu May 10, 2018 12:05 am

cue music ... “I have a lovely bunch of coconuts”

And for those without shrubberies a liking for crunchy frog or have never heard of a Norwegian blue or Venezuelan Goats cheese .....

https://youtu.be/JHFXG3r_0B8

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Re: Our Klaus

Post by dave.kilroy » Thu May 10, 2018 10:48 am

we all love Klaus, Klaus is great
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