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Our Klaus

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 7:51 pm
by dunbarx
I estimate that about the middle of June, Klaus will pass the 10,000 mark.

That means he has spent, oh, about four weeks, 24/7, responding to queries on this forum.

Craig

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 8:11 pm
by mrcoollion
Thanks Klaus... for you great support... and same goes for you Craig. :D

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 5:08 am
by bogs
Well, he is at 9890, only 110 more to go, but I think he is slowing down a bit with age and may take until August or <gasp> maybe even September... :wink:

GO KLAUS GO Image

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:00 am
by LiveCode_Panos
We love Klaus :)

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 12:04 pm
by sphere
Without Klaus we would'nt be where we are as users today.
Always friendly and patient.
And he speaks some Dutch words too :)

Goed bezig Klaus !

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 3:32 pm
by richardmac
Klaus has answered more of my questions in the past than I can remember, and has been invaluable. I remember asking questions here and whenever I saw his name as the replier I'd get excited because I knew he'd have the answers. Klaus is awesome!

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 5:31 pm
by richmond62
Klaus and I have a dead kinky relationship: its a sort of co-dependency relationship:

he educates me, and I annoy him. 8)

especially by continually mistyping his name as 'Kalus'. :D

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 6:06 pm
by Lagi Pittas
I hate to break it to you all Klaus is actually a German AI BOT.

It's a Livecode version of Joseph Weizenbaum's Eliza with artificial "Sarcasm" built in and an initial "German Humour" module added.

"Craig" on the other hand is a fork of "Klaus" using recursion and exits the call early when the stack overflows and thus has random questions at the end like "Post Back", "Ask for help?", "More?" this is to hide the fact that this experimental BOT has run out of memory.

As it is we would all be poorer without them.

Thanks Guys (BOTS?)

Regards Lagi

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:05 pm
by jacque
We need to ask Klaus a bunch of questions to get him over the hurdle faster.

Klaus: what is the airspeed of a swallow? And how would I translate that to pixel coordinates?

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:07 pm
by dunbarx
Jacque.

Laden?

European?

Craig

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:11 pm
by Lagi Pittas
Craig

African, laden with non migratory coconuts

Lagi

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:50 pm
by SparkOut
Bass-playing, wall-breaking, all round amazing guy, Klausimausi (ha, nobody used that name yet. Until now)

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 11:17 pm
by jacque
I would like to point out that neither Lagi or Craig are named "Klaus", not to mention that neither of them likely has any coconuts. So there. :P

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 12:05 am
by Lagi Pittas
cue music ... “I have a lovely bunch of coconuts”

And for those without shrubberies a liking for crunchy frog or have never heard of a Norwegian blue or Venezuelan Goats cheese .....

https://youtu.be/JHFXG3r_0B8

Regards Not Klaus (Miss)

Re: Our Klaus

Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 10:48 am
by dave.kilroy
we all love Klaus, Klaus is great